Uncle Sam's Rants

One meltdown away from a revolution—sarcasm, satire, and rebellion on cotton blend.
👉 Explore Uncle Sam’s Rants 

Funny sports t-shirts for every bad call, missed shot, and blown play—because rage looks better on cotton.
👉 See the Foul Play Meltdown collection 

Prescription-strength parody apparel with side effects of laughter, double-takes, and healing vibes.
👉 Browse Side Effects apparel 

Our Coloring Book and Contract collections—sign, color, and wear.    👉 Color outside the lines with Crayon Couture  

Ridiculous prophecies—half-witted, misguided, yet somehow accidentally true.
👉 Discover Nostradumbmus prophecies